kaal dhamaal

the summers most awaited movie has finally arrived with the karan johar publicity machine working overtime ... the kaal of the wild...i wish they had a byline for the movie...kaal the time or kaal the danger or something....

since shahrukh could not act in this movie and could only co-produce it , and is johar's lucky mascot...apart from a special appearance...to keep his soul in the movie...there is a tiger with a stammering problem and how it gets its roar back is an interesting sub-plot of the movie...

the other plots are :
who is scarier ? esha deol with the kohl makeup or the tigers...
who is more wooden ? john abraham or the trees in the forest
who is more kiss worthy? lara dutta or the snakes which john abraham embraces...

and again the key question is will the champion of candy floss' venture into verma territory succeed...

reminds me of a dialogue from maqbool: duniya mein santulan bani rahni chahiye...aag ko paani ka darr laga rahna chahiye...